A Sky Without Zeppelins: Outtake One

[amberfocus]

A/N:  Hermya wanted the scene where Jonathon actually goes shopping for condoms at Costco, and I couldn't resist adding Donna into it, so I give you this:


"24? You really think that's going to be enough?" says Donna.

"We aren't even...we haven't even...we're not--," Jonathon stutters.

"Planning on finishing that sentence anytime soon, sunshine? The way you look at her, you really need to get the bigger box. Hey, you," she calls to an employee. "Got anything larger than the 24 pack?" She's waving the condom box in the air now and Jonathon just wants to sink into the floor, or become invisible, or get sucked into another universe. Anywhere where Donna isn't standing beside him, embarrassing the hell out of him.

She puts down the box and waits for the employee to answer her question. "Yes, we do," squeaks the teenager. "But only for the larger-sized male."

"That'll do quite nicely," Jonathon says hurriedly.

"Really?" says Donna. "For the larger-sized male? But you're so skinny!"

"Nothing to do with it," he says and then to shut her up adds, "Look at the size of my hands."

"What's that got to do with any--oh."

"They're also quite good at covering big mouths."



 

Comments

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[ehmi.livejournal.com]

LOL! It's still funny after reading it like 3 times! XD

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I know it still cracks me up.

[adriana-is.livejournal.com]

((dies)) Lovely outtake. :D

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[hermya.livejournal.com]

You have so made my week with this!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

It's all your fault, so I hope so! Sending me that rabid plot bunny.

[electrictoes.livejournal.com]

Haha, brilliant!
I think more outtakes would be very welcome ^_^

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there will probably be a few more, I'm sure.

[maniacalshen.livejournal.com]

or get sucked into another universe.

Lol, don't say that! Jonathon doesn't seem to have contracted the Doctor's luck with terrible things happening, but there's no need to tempt fate!

<3 Donna.

Appropriate icon is... sorta invertedly appropriate.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins* Don't worry. Not going to mess with them like that. This is my happy/happy fic.

[amberwind.livejournal.com]

Oh Donna, you are so made of WIN! Although I have to wonder what the HELL Jonathon was thinking, taking her along. Best mate or not, there are some things that just aren't kosher, especially if you want your dignity intact.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Well, for a bit of backstory, it was more that she needed someone to drive her out to Watford so she could buy some things and she happened to ask him if he needed anything while they were there and he kind of hemmed and hawed and finally admitted it might not be a bad idea to have a bit of a backup supply of prophylactics on hand and one thing led to another and this happened. *laughs*

[rebeccaclark.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love this. The whole thing is just *sporfle*, but I giggled in a very high-pitched girly way at the last line. Yay!

By the wy, Amberwind, love the icon XD

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks.

[amyo67.livejournal.com]

That's utterly brilliant. YAY

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[millylicious.livejournal.com]

Hee, Donna and Doctor = FTW!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

[salimali.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee, for the larger sized male eh? Rose will be pleased x

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Or a bit freaked out, possibly.

[katydidto.livejournal.com]

Donna Rules! The universe (this or any other) would be a much sadder place without her in it.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, it would.

[angel932.livejournal.com]

*hee*

Gotta love Donna - in ANY universe!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes.

[yummytimelord.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[rattus-aerius.livejournal.com]

Bwhaha! Donna will always be awesome (at annoying the Doctor), no matter where she is (and who he is). ;)

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Definitely!

[morrighangw.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!!!!!!!! Poor, poor Jonathon. XD

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'll get back at her eventually. *smiles*

[tookieknits.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[doctorsdiva.livejournal.com]

Well lets hope he's learnt his lesson - never take Chiswick girl condom shopping *laughs till she falls out of bed*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[othermewriter.livejournal.com]

oh what a riot! I could so pitcture that and the expression on Donna's face when she put 2 & 2 together was priceless.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[fishface44.livejournal.com]

I love it when you are hilarious! ;)

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thank you. When the cracky!muse hits it's just best to go with it.

[mkejenkins.livejournal.com]

"They're also quite good at covering big mouths."

This is just toooooo funny!! I second the motion. We definitely need more outtakes....

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there may be a few. *smiles*

[ramblinsuze.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[yenly-gozal.livejournal.com]

RotFL!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[kk-animation.livejournal.com]

LOL! That is so funny, I have a feeling if my sister was the oldest she would have done that to my brothers.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*laughs* One of my older sisters definitely would have done that if we'd had brothers.

[apurplepatch.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Look at the size of his hands...

LOL.