A Sky Without Zeppelins: Outtake One

[amberfocus]

A/N:  Hermya wanted the scene where Jonathon actually goes shopping for condoms at Costco, and I couldn't resist adding Donna into it, so I give you this:


"24? You really think that's going to be enough?" says Donna.

"We aren't even...we haven't even...we're not--," Jonathon stutters.

"Planning on finishing that sentence anytime soon, sunshine? The way you look at her, you really need to get the bigger box. Hey, you," she calls to an employee. "Got anything larger than the 24 pack?" She's waving the condom box in the air now and Jonathon just wants to sink into the floor, or become invisible, or get sucked into another universe. Anywhere where Donna isn't standing beside him, embarrassing the hell out of him.

She puts down the box and waits for the employee to answer her question. "Yes, we do," squeaks the teenager. "But only for the larger-sized male."

"That'll do quite nicely," Jonathon says hurriedly.

"Really?" says Donna. "For the larger-sized male? But you're so skinny!"

"Nothing to do with it," he says and then to shut her up adds, "Look at the size of my hands."

"What's that got to do with any--oh."

"They're also quite good at covering big mouths."



 

Comments

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

[ehmi.livejournal.com]

LOL! It's still funny after reading it like 3 times! XD

[adriana-is.livejournal.com]

((dies)) Lovely outtake. :D

[hermya.livejournal.com]

You have so made my week with this!

[electrictoes.livejournal.com]

Haha, brilliant!
I think more outtakes would be very welcome ^_^

[maniacalshen.livejournal.com]

or get sucked into another universe.

Lol, don't say that! Jonathon doesn't seem to have contracted the Doctor's luck with terrible things happening, but there's no need to tempt fate!

<3 Donna.

Appropriate icon is... sorta invertedly appropriate.

[amberwind.livejournal.com]

Oh Donna, you are so made of WIN! Although I have to wonder what the HELL Jonathon was thinking, taking her along. Best mate or not, there are some things that just aren't kosher, especially if you want your dignity intact.

[rebeccaclark.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love this. The whole thing is just *sporfle*, but I giggled in a very high-pitched girly way at the last line. Yay!

By the wy, Amberwind, love the icon XD

[amyo67.livejournal.com]

That's utterly brilliant. YAY

[millylicious.livejournal.com]

Hee, Donna and Doctor = FTW!

[salimali.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee, for the larger sized male eh? Rose will be pleased x

[katydidto.livejournal.com]

Donna Rules! The universe (this or any other) would be a much sadder place without her in it.

[angel932.livejournal.com]

*hee*

Gotta love Donna - in ANY universe!

[yummytimelord.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[rattus-aerius.livejournal.com]

Bwhaha! Donna will always be awesome (at annoying the Doctor), no matter where she is (and who he is). ;)

[morrighangw.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!!!!!!!! Poor, poor Jonathon. XD

[tookieknits.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

[doctorsdiva.livejournal.com]

Well lets hope he's learnt his lesson - never take Chiswick girl condom shopping *laughs till she falls out of bed*

[othermewriter.livejournal.com]

oh what a riot! I could so pitcture that and the expression on Donna's face when she put 2 & 2 together was priceless.

[fishface44.livejournal.com]

I love it when you are hilarious! ;)

[mkejenkins.livejournal.com]

"They're also quite good at covering big mouths."

This is just toooooo funny!! I second the motion. We definitely need more outtakes....

[ramblinsuze.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I know it still cracks me up.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Thank you!