Is it more common for a man from the U.K. to be circumsized or uncircumsized as the cultural norm? If it matters, he's from Scotland. Yes, it's for Zeppelins. Yes, it's for Jonathon.
Or, alternatively, Rose could walk in on Ten circumcizing Ten2, but from the angle (of course, Ten would have to be on his knees in front of Ten2), it would look like something else entirely.
'Well, that puts a new spin on pleasuring yourself. (Rose looks over her shoulder and yells down the corridor) Jack, I owe you ten quid.'
Jack: "On come on, like the idea of many Doctor doesn't send your mind in the gutter." Jackie: "Rose, he's kind of got two of those now too!" Rose: "MUM!" Jackie: "Oh shush." Jack: "I bet any of you ten quids that before the end of the day, you get naughty thoughts about being with them both" Donna: "I'd rather there be two of you" Jack: "What?" Donna: "Nothing."
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Date: 2008-10-06 06:23 am (UTC)And now I'm picturing Ten and Ten2 arguing over the merits of circumcizing him.
'I'm telling you, it won't hurt a bit'
'Oh, really? Let's try it on you first, then.'
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Date: 2008-10-06 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-06 07:12 am (UTC)'Well, that puts a new spin on pleasuring yourself. (Rose looks over her shoulder and yells down the corridor) Jack, I owe you ten quid.'
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Date: 2008-10-06 07:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-06 06:37 pm (UTC)Jack: "On come on, like the idea of many Doctor doesn't send your mind in the gutter."
Jackie: "Rose, he's kind of got two of those now too!"
Rose: "MUM!"
Jackie: "Oh shush."
Jack: "I bet any of you ten quids that before the end of the day, you get naughty thoughts about being with them both"
Donna: "I'd rather there be two of you"
Jack: "What?"
Donna: "Nothing."
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Date: 2008-10-06 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-07 07:44 am (UTC)*offers a basket of cookies if that becomes an actual crack!fic* ;)
*gives you a cookie anyway just for the LOLZ already* ;) ♥!
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Date: 2008-11-27 05:57 pm (UTC)DAMN!
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Date: 2008-10-06 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-06 06:31 pm (UTC)