Euphemism Help and Nine Prompts Wanted

[amberfocus]

Hey, lovely f-list--

I need euphemisms for sex for a story I'm working on.  I've got several but I'm hoping to find a few that are not quite so raunchy as those listed online.  And also, is it horizontal tango or horizontal mambo?

Also, I need prompt ideas for Nine and Rose.  They do not have to be (but certainly can be) smutty.  Preferrably no angst or hurt comfort. (unless you just can't resist and I'll save it for later).  More light and silly and goofy and fun with innuendo and UST.

Thanks.

Comments

[lillibetm3.livejournal.com]

Okay, here's a prompt.
After signing something and not reading the small print, Rose is horrified (and the Doctor is amused) to discover that she has entered herself into an interplanetary beauty pageant. That means swimsuits, ballgowns and bitchiness - oh, and smut. ;)

[irishlullaby.livejournal.com]

lol that actually sounds like something that would happen to them. XD

[azriona.livejournal.com]

Better yet, what if the interplanetary beauty pageant actually had a "Sex Round"?

Now, that's a smutfic WAITING to happen! :D

[honorh.livejournal.com]

I'm convinced Jack was, at one time, on the Boeshane Olympic Sex Team. Won the silver in the team competition, the gold in mixed doubles, and tied for the bronze in the solo event.

[thette.livejournal.com]

It sounds both like something he'd say he did and something he did.

[yavie-namarie.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[azriona.livejournal.com]

If Jack only tied for bronze, I'm sort of intrigued by who won silver and gold.