amberfocus | I'm Sick

I've got an awful cold, my ten day old new microwave just quit working, and I'm exhausted from my day. Will somebody please, pretty, pretty please write me some Nine/Rose smut!fic? Or Ten/Rose smut!fic? Or Ten2/Rose smut!fic. Heck, I'll even take a good Eight/Rose or Jack/Gwen if someone has it. Or jumping fandoms point me to a good Spike/Buffy even if it's really old because I *gasp* have never read Buffy fanfic? Please? Someone? Anyone? Nine/Rose is my preference but I can't afford to be picky and I needs me some cheerings. Up against a wall would be nice. But I'm not picky. Just desperate.