Mind is Stuck

[amberfocus]

And apparently it's stuck in the smut gutter.  I am seriously trying to write a very important argument between Jackie and Nine and little miss hormonal Rose is trying to convince me that it would be a good idea for her and Nine to shag.  In the kitchen.  Of Jackie's apartment.  Later that night.  It's not like Nine is objecting either.  Dang.  Maybe I'm going to have to...oh, wait a minute.  That just might solve my problem.  Hee...

Comments

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

Well, you do know that smut bunnies breed at a much faster rate than other bunnies, don't you? It's the "squee factor", causing population increases resulting from a regression to stage two of the demographic transition model.

Help! Smut bunny gibberish alert!

And the kitchen table clearly needs to be "christened", doesn't it? ;-)

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I had heard that. They've been proving it daily since I moved into the world of writing smut!fic. *grins* Love your smut bunny gibberish, sounds very Ten. *giggles* Yes, I think that table is going to play rather a prominent role.

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

LOL

The scary part is that there actually IS something called the demographic transition model and stage two involves higher birth than death rates. ;-)

I have no clue, however, why I KNOW anything about this.

*clears off the kitchen table for easier smut bunny access*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Hee. Probably one of those things you just picked up somewhere and filed away for future reference. I do that all the time. I think there's about 12 bunnies on that table at the moment, though they are going to have to move soon if Rose has anything to say about it. *grins*

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

Oh I like that explanation!

*whispers so Amberfocus can't hear*

Much better than the fact that I released a breeding pair of smut bunnies into the wild and ushered them towards Amberfocus the other week! Shhh!

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Plants carrots and lettuce around Amberfocus' house to attract the baby smut bunnies.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

A very good explanation. And amberfocus here's all when it comes to smut bunnies. And your breeding pair have had their own consequences you know!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

What, cause you don't think there are enough here already? I've got Nine/Rose smut bunnies, and alt!Nine/Rose smut bunnies, and Ten/Rose, well, certainly romance bunnies, and Ten2/Rose smut bunnies. I tell you the Rose bunny gets around rather a lot. *shakes head* Just goes to prove she's an equal opportunity girl when it comes to loving her Doctor in any form. *smirks*