Come on Merchandising People, You can do better than this

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Alex Kingston is a beautiful woman, but you would never know it from the new River Song action figure.   That is so not even close to her hair color.  At least previous dolls have looked like their actors.  The packaging makes me feel like I have a vaguely dirty mind though as it states that it comes with moveable clamps and restraints and the chair fits the standard Eleventh Doctor figure.  Gee, River, just what are you planning there?  I still want a Rory doll.  (And a Tosh doll).