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develish1 had me in tears with hers I thought I'd do one, too. Go here to do one of your own: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ It's sort of like doing mad libs, only with the Doctor and Rose. And I'm pretty sure the Doctor in this one is Ten.
The Unicorn Prince
Rose was walking through a strange meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a slow little unicorn lying under a tree.
Rose skipped over to see the dear thing and was soft to find that he was hurt! A pineapple had pierced his cold little legs and he whimpered crazily with the pain.
"My weird little friend," Rose said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the pineapple, as forcefully as she could. The unicorn cried out and Rose's heart ached, like a cat playing with a mouse. "You'll be all right," Rose whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you the Doctor and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping the Doctor up in her arms, Rose carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Rose nursed the Doctor, cleaning his legs and feeding him TARDIS-brand unicorn chow.
On the eighth night, the Doctor climbed into bed with Rose. He burrowed under the covers and sweetly hugged Rose's lips. It made Rose giggle and she cuddled close to the Doctor, stroking his neck and singing awkwardly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Rose hurried home so she could curl up with the Doctor. It gave her a hard feeling whenever the Doctor hugged her lips.
Then one night, the Doctor looked up at Rose and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a fast prince."
Rose screamed gently, she was so surprised. How could a unicorn talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," the Doctor said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Rose said and kissed the Doctor on his neck. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a fast prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince the Doctor," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Rose said.
"See?" the Doctor said and showed Rose the scar from the pineapple on his legs. Then he kissed Rose and they tumbled in a basket and did a lot of very warm things, some of them involving a hot hoody.
"I love you," the Doctor said when they were done. Rose clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure the Doctor had stashed away.
And if the Doctor didn't know about Rose's visits to the unicorn sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
develish1 had me in tears with hers I thought I'd do one, too. Go here to do one of your own: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ It's sort of like doing mad libs, only with the Doctor and Rose. And I'm pretty sure the Doctor in this one is Ten.The Unicorn Prince
Rose was walking through a strange meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a slow little unicorn lying under a tree.
Rose skipped over to see the dear thing and was soft to find that he was hurt! A pineapple had pierced his cold little legs and he whimpered crazily with the pain.
"My weird little friend," Rose said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the pineapple, as forcefully as she could. The unicorn cried out and Rose's heart ached, like a cat playing with a mouse. "You'll be all right," Rose whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you the Doctor and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping the Doctor up in her arms, Rose carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Rose nursed the Doctor, cleaning his legs and feeding him TARDIS-brand unicorn chow.
On the eighth night, the Doctor climbed into bed with Rose. He burrowed under the covers and sweetly hugged Rose's lips. It made Rose giggle and she cuddled close to the Doctor, stroking his neck and singing awkwardly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Rose hurried home so she could curl up with the Doctor. It gave her a hard feeling whenever the Doctor hugged her lips.
Then one night, the Doctor looked up at Rose and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a fast prince."
Rose screamed gently, she was so surprised. How could a unicorn talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," the Doctor said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Rose said and kissed the Doctor on his neck. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a fast prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince the Doctor," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Rose said.
"See?" the Doctor said and showed Rose the scar from the pineapple on his legs. Then he kissed Rose and they tumbled in a basket and did a lot of very warm things, some of them involving a hot hoody.
"I love you," the Doctor said when they were done. Rose clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure the Doctor had stashed away.
And if the Doctor didn't know about Rose's visits to the unicorn sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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Date: 2011-03-21 04:34 am (UTC)BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ♥!
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Date: 2011-03-21 04:48 am (UTC)The Battle For The Hair Spray
On the table, TenToo kissed his hair spray. He had been busy with the hair spray for hours and now wanted nothing more than a fleeting cuddle or a small massage from his lover Rose.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his beautiful Rose appeared at the door, grinning daintily.
"Put down the hair spray," Rose said daringly. "Unless you want me to throw that hair spray on your shoulder."
TenToo put down the hair spray. He was luminous. He had never seen Rose so riveting before and it made him hushed.
Rose picked up the hair spray, then withdrew a lotion from her thigh. "Don't be so luminous," Rose said with a riveting grimace. "An owl bit my sternum this morning, and everything became misty. Now with this hair spray and this lotion I can daringly rule the world!"
TenToo clutched his calm sternum sweetly. This was his lover, his beautiful Rose, now staring at him with a riveting thigh.
"Fight it!" TenToo shouted. "The owl just wants the hair spray for his own beautiful devices! He doesn't love you, not the fleeting way I do!"
TenToo could see Rose trembling sweetly. TenToo reached out his shoulder and touched Rose's thigh daringly. He was beautiful, so beautiful, but he knew only his calm love for Rose would break the owl's spell.
Sure enough, Rose dropped the hair spray with a thunk. "Oh, TenToo," she squealed. "I'm so fleeting, can you ever forgive me?"
But TenToo had already moved on the table. Like a sunset burning impossibly bright for the last few moments of a dying day, he pressed his shoulder into Rose's thigh. And as they fell together in a misty fit of love, the hair spray lay on the floor, hushed and forgotten.
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Date: 2011-03-21 05:06 am (UTC)*dissolves in laughter again*
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Date: 2011-03-22 03:59 am (UTC)On an unrelated note: it's my week to rec over at
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Date: 2011-03-21 03:23 pm (UTC)This has me about dead from giggling so hard... hee! I need to try this.
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Date: 2011-03-22 05:57 pm (UTC)*Laughs*
It's over on my journal but with a cat!
"I was cursed. It's a long story."
I can totally see Ten waving his hand around at that like it's no biggie.