My Brain--You Don't Want to Go There--Picspam with Recalcitrant Nine/Rose--PG-13ish

[amberfocus]

Don't you hate it when you are trying to write smut and your characters just want to have a conversation?

 

Nine:  Nothing wrong with a good conversation.  Conversations are informative.


Me:  Don't think my readers are waiting for information right now.

Rose:  This is important for our relationship.  We need to talk about this.


Me:  Oh, yeah?  Yesterday you were just begging me to let you two shag.  Now I sit down to write it and all you want to do is talk.  I'm starting to believe that claptrap about the Doctor being asexual.

Nine:  You...you...what?


Rose:  *gasps in horror*  That's not...that's not...possible.  Is it?


Me:  I wouldn't have thought so.  UNTIL NOW.

Nine:  How--how dare you?  I am a sexual being.


Me:  Really?  Couldn't prove it by me.  Not today anyway. 

Nine:  Ask...ask anyone.  Well, not Moffat.  But anyone else.  Ask fangirls.


Me:  Anyone?

Donna:  Well...he's better than the skinny streak of bacon, but...no.


Nine:  She's not a fangirl!

Reinette:  I personally like the bacon.


Random Faith is Random:  Well, I like the leather with the ears.  He can join me in bed.  I wouldn't kick him out.


Random Fan:  Or me!

Other random fan:  Or me!


Nine:  See?  Not asexual!


Me:  Don't sulk.

Nine:  I'm not.  I just don't understand how you could possibly accuse me of--.


Rose:  Doctor?


Nine:  Yes, Rose?


Rose:  What's with you in bed with all these other women?


Nine:  It's not what you think.


Rose:  Really?


Nine:  Really.  That was my past.  You're my future.  You know you're the only one that I can...that I...


Rose: Yeah?


Nine:  Yeah.


Me:  So can you guys stop talking and shag now?

Nine and Rose:  Okay.  Just give us a minute to finish our conversation.

Me:  Isn't that where this started?

Nine and Rose:  But this is where it'll end.


Me:  Oh, all right then.  Have your damn conversation.  But I'm holding you to it.  I won't be responsible for what happens if there isn't any smut forthcoming!  It might mean I start writing Ten/Rose stuff.

Nine:  You wouldn't.


Me:  Don't push it.

Nine:  Okay, okay.  Getting busy...right...now.


Rose:  Me, too!


Me:  Now that's more like it!


 

Comments

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

I love your mind!!!

Would you like a S'more?

[wiggiemomsi.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey; MY S'mores!!!

*Snarls*

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

Sheesh Wiggie....you won't let Amber have a S'more.

Can I at least be allowed to give her this 5lb Hershey Bar?

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

That's okay, we can sneak one out when she isn't looking. She may have forgotten that chocolate and sugary marshmallows actually feed the smut!bunnies, and when you can't feed the smut!bunnies there isn't any smut.

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

Here's more S'mores for you Smut!bunnies to enjoy.
Think of how many you could make with that 5lb bar of chocolate.