Crack recs?

[amberfocus]

Anyone got some good Doctor/Rose (any version of the man) crack fics they can rec for me?  I'm in pain and I need cheering up and I'm sorely in need of a good laugh.

ETA:  Actually Donna and Jackie and Jack (Who, not Torchwood) crack fics are okay, too.  I just tend to lean towards Doctor/Rose.

EATA:  Wouldn't say no to anyone writing me some crack, either...

Comments

[ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com]

I don't know how good it is but I just put up a Ten and Donna ficlet that should definitely qualify as cracky... "Beware of Ice" I feel uber-dumb reccing myself, btw. :S Yet, I did it anyway... *blush* ;)

So sorry about your hand! I just saw your previous entry about it but haven't had time to respond yet, so sorry about that as well! :( Feel better soon! *hugs!* ♥!

[amberwind.livejournal.com]

Ko-herence is the fic I always turn to when I need something cracky and awesome. Not entirely crack, but weird and funny enough to make you giggle.

[julisana.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I like this one :D

[azriona.livejournal.com]

I'm THIS CLOSE to finishing that blasted Nine/Rose smut fic on my hard drive. If that's any comfort at all.

I think you've read all the crack!fic I've written. The next chapter of Smurfs isn't quite ready (should be by next week).

But, I point you in this direction:

How Rose Took over the Universe by irishlullaby
Summary: It's sort of a running joke amoungst a collective of D/R shippers that the Doctor would do almost anything Rose asked... including taking over the Universe. Let's face it... she had him around her little finger.
Phase One
Phase Two
Phase Three

[sunfall-e.livejournal.com]

A cuddle for a dalek on teaspoon is hilarious. Paying for it, actually a lot of stuff by Jessa L'rynn on fanfiction.net is good. She hasn't put all of her stuff on teaspoon. Kallisti is good, too. I'll have other recommendations later, but that's the beginning

[honorh.livejournal.com]

My favorite: TARDIS of Babel by LilacFree. The translation circuit goes on the fritz and garbles the language. Rose is adorable, the Doctor's confounded, and Jack finds a way to take advantage of the situation. No smut--just good, old-fashioned Nine/Rose/Jack friendship with a side of sexual innuendo.

[foalen.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind OT3 Dame Ruth's Bliss series has some lovely crakified bits in it. I humbly submit the fic "Madly in love" for your amusement as well as the "Jack's Clipboard" offshoot of short stories within the Bliss series. Both deal with the trio trying to find a wedding ceremony they can all live with, which results in some rather interesting situations. XD

Both can be found on Teaspoon in Dame Ruth's section.

[shield-wolf.livejournal.com]

It's not entirely crack, strictly speaking, but this fic develops from a rather loopy premise and proceeds accordingly;

http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?action=printable&textsize=0&sid=20331&chapter=all

[hazelwho.livejournal.com]

I second shield_wolf's rec. Quadrophobia isn't exactly crack, but it's on my short-list of fun fics to reread when I'm sick. And if you're a fan of The Who, all the better.

And I'll add TARDIS Stowaway's Illyria series to the list. This is straight up adventure, not crack, but the witty banter always makes me laugh.
http://www.whofic.com/series.php?seriesid=844

I hope your hand is better soon. It must be making you absolutely crazy not to be able to use it.