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amberfocusDear Stomach--
You seem to have forgotten in which direction food is supposed to travel through my system. I would like, very much so, to keep my food down for more than 30 minutes at a time. At the very least the projectile thing with only five seconds' warning could go away now. And also? It's just chicken broth. I mean, come on, chicken broth is harmless. Could you just pretend it's not really food? Please? Because I need to can ten pounds of tomatoes tomorrow and I really don't need you acting up like this while I am slaving over a hot stove.
No love,
Me
You seem to have forgotten in which direction food is supposed to travel through my system. I would like, very much so, to keep my food down for more than 30 minutes at a time. At the very least the projectile thing with only five seconds' warning could go away now. And also? It's just chicken broth. I mean, come on, chicken broth is harmless. Could you just pretend it's not really food? Please? Because I need to can ten pounds of tomatoes tomorrow and I really don't need you acting up like this while I am slaving over a hot stove.
No love,
Me
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Date: 2012-08-30 07:07 pm (UTC)