My Eyes Work Again
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amberfocusOkay, I can open my eyes now. Which means I can see again. Which means I can type again. Which makes me very, very, very happy.
But there is a story that keeps taunting me, especially now it's finished and I want to read it so badly, but I do not have the time if I plan to write this weekend. Which I do. *sighs* I miss having the time to read DW fanfics, though.
Thank goodness for Ba-Con on Sunday, not to be confused with bacon. I will have hours to myself.
My kids keep telling jokes. Some of them are clever. Some of them are awful.
My favorite ones are the science jokes.
What do you do with a dead scientest? Barium.
I like to tell chemistry jokes. Periodically.
Can I tell you a science joke? K
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
And the groaner:
If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips, what are Girl Scout Cookies made with? (This was caused by the little poison peddlars outside the local grocery store today. Seriously, have you read the ingredients list on a box of GS cookies?).
But there is a story that keeps taunting me, especially now it's finished and I want to read it so badly, but I do not have the time if I plan to write this weekend. Which I do. *sighs* I miss having the time to read DW fanfics, though.
Thank goodness for Ba-Con on Sunday, not to be confused with bacon. I will have hours to myself.
My kids keep telling jokes. Some of them are clever. Some of them are awful.
My favorite ones are the science jokes.
What do you do with a dead scientest? Barium.
I like to tell chemistry jokes. Periodically.
Can I tell you a science joke? K
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
And the groaner:
If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips, what are Girl Scout Cookies made with? (This was caused by the little poison peddlars outside the local grocery store today. Seriously, have you read the ingredients list on a box of GS cookies?).
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Date: 2013-03-02 01:54 pm (UTC)They're made of rainbows and happiness.
RAINBOWS
AND
HAPPINESS
Especially Thin Mints. God I love those damned cookies.
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Date: 2013-03-04 07:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-04 08:57 pm (UTC)