A Strange Place to Visit

[amberfocus]

More specifically my brain when the muses are at war.  A bit PG-13.
 

Smutty Rose Muse:  We're not at war.  We're just not--.
Me:  Cooperating?


Ten Muse:  I wouldn't call it being uncooperative so much as running off in as many disparate directions as we possibly can.  I mean you can hardly blame us, you took practically two weeks off from writing fic and then you were busy with all those reviews before that and now we're just all vying for the opportunity to be the story thread you pick up again.  You can hardly blame us for--.

Me:  Ten?
Ten:  Yes?
Me:  Shut up.
Ten:  Oi, what did I do?


Rose:  Besides talking too much?


Ten:  You're supposed to be on my side. *wibbles*  And I don't talk too much.


Nine:  Well, I can hardly get a word in edgewise.


Ten:  Oh, don't give me that.  She listens to you more than anyone else these days.  I remember when she started writing.  It was all about me.  Me, me, me.


Rose:  Ahem.
Ten:  ...Me...and Rose, of course.
Rose:  Thank you.
Ten:  And now it's all Nine and Rose this and Nine and Rose that.  Do you realize how many first times you and Rose have had?  I've had two...er, three...okay, maybe four, but you've had like nine or something.  It's really not fair.

Nine:  You're right.  That is quite a bit more.  Not to mention the seconds and thirds and fourths...
Ten:  Shut it.
Nine:  And fifths and sixths...
Ten:  Roooooooooooose.


Rose:  There.  Feel better now?


Ten:  Oh, yes!  Sorry, Lisa, we have to go for a bit.  We're...um...busy.  We'll be back later in the week with something interesting for Jonathon and alt!Rose.
Rose:  And a bit more for Tumbles, too.
Ten:  But that's not what we're going to go research.  Tumbles isn't smutty.  We're off to research smutty.
*Ten and Rose run off*


Nine:  I thought they'd never leave.


Better with You Rose:  You do realize she's me, right?  And you just let her run off with him?



Nine:  She's not you you.  She's younger you.



Rose:  Are you saying I look...old?


Nine:  No.  No!  Never!  Didn't...didn't you have less clothes on a minute ago?



Rose:  That was before you called me old!


Donna:  He did call you old!  Stupid space man.  I have a parka you can borrow.  He won't be seeing anything under this!

Me:  No, no, no, NO!  I don't want parkas!  I don't want you fighting.  I want this:



And this:



But especially, THIS:





Nine:  That does look rather nice.
Rose:  It...it does.
Nine:  I don't think you look old.  Really, I don't.
Rose:  Oh, Doctor.  My Doctor.
Nine:  Oh, Rose.

Me:  Um, guys?  Guys?  Um...don't mind me.  I'll just be sitting here with my laptop typing away...




 

Comments

[ladychi.livejournal.com]

HA! Someday, I need to do one of these. It's been fun inside my brain today... Harry/Ginny vying for time with Doctor/Rose. The Doctor's off on a sulk because Harry's getting a blow job and he's got to wait another 6,000 words before I'll even HINT at one for him...

[rainshadowsfic.livejournal.com]

hehehe, that was amusing. I hope that your muses don't tease you too much-- i mean, sometimes you have to just sit back and enjoy the "war". good luck with the writing =)

[electrictoes.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that amused me muchly.

Also; the second Ten picture. The wibble fits. *huggles*

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[mkejenkins.livejournal.com]

*thud*

*guh*

Your brain is a very fun place.

[rosewarren.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahaha!

So much fun! If you want to stop writing for a bit and just do picspams, I will follow along.

[adriana-is.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed your brain in picspam. Please do this again next time the muses get stroppy. :)

[capemaynuts.livejournal.com]

I wish sometimes I ruled the world. I'd dictate that you would be tied to a keyboard 16 hours a day! (See, I'm nice, I let you have a full 8 to sleep!) There can never be enough of Amberfocus muse magic!

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

*huggles Nine and Ten*

Alt!Nine and Rose look very busy..... so keep typing! :-)

You do realize that if I had my way, you'd have no life but would be chained to your computer and do nothing but write fic. *Grin*

[caraskye.livejournal.com]

LOL. your brain may be the funniest thing ever.

[amyo67.livejournal.com]

OMG!! Harry/Ginny, I want to see that.

[amyo67.livejournal.com]

See. Your brain is a very funny place to be. HAHA!
That was too fun.

hmmm maybe that's the problem

[othermewriter.livejournal.com]

You know that may just be the problem. Maybe I should just go with letting my after JE 9 and 10 at each other. Might might get my pre ptow 9/Rose talking a bit more not that Gallifreyan Donna hasn't been whining enough because 9 is still all angsty about loosing BW to 10. Maybe a bit of gDonna/9 action will hush her up awhile. hmmm *wanders off* now see what you've done! The voices in my head are demanding things again

[fishface44.livejournal.com]

You know, you really are brilliant at picspam!!!

[yenly-gozal.livejournal.com]

rofl! That was hilarious! Your bran seems to be a fun place. Hope that hey will make it easier for you soon ;D

[silencing.livejournal.com]

I must applaud you for writing multiple multi-chapter stories at the same time. It would drive me mad...Though judging by this it's possible it's doing the same to you. And this was highly amusing

[melnay13.livejournal.com]

Hee. Am I terrible person if I want the muses to continue to war just so we can have more of these?

[jessalrynn.livejournal.com]

Is that how you're supposed to sort the muse pile-up, then? *grins*

Good LUCK with that.

*huggles, tea, and sympathy from the clubhouse*

[mitashade.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

...

LMAO

...

I've been having the worst day I've had in months, but this has made me actually crack a smile! :D

Thanks for this, and I hope you don't get pulled apart by your muses! (Although alt!Nine and Rose seem to be having it on pretty yummily.) :P

[captain91.livejournal.com]

hmm your poor brain!
did they ever agree to get along? i'm missing your pieces, and i don't know which one i want a new chapter of first!

[ehmi.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I love it! <3

[dragonmom64.livejournal.com]

That was great...and hot...and ummmm...fun!

[angel932.livejournal.com]

You are such a crack-up!

*grins and giggles*

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

I'm with amyo67 about the Harry/Ginny.

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

I think I'm even more in love with your muses now.

[qtrhorserider.livejournal.com]

See, I knew I liked the inside of your head.

(Hope this isn't a duplicate post, I've been having trouble with LJ)

[10-rose.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the pictures so make the conversation. =)
(and well worth the wait on dial-up!)

[wiggiemomsi.livejournal.com]

*Snickers*

Made my day!!

*Hugs*

[anogete.livejournal.com]

Ha! This is too funny! The pictures choices are priceless--especially the one of Nine right after Rose asks if he's saying she looks old.

[ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com]

*giggle-fits* Ohhhhhh, I love that! (So sorry I've missed it until now! :( )

Their expressions are just so fitting, like when Nine realizes the perils of calling Rose "old" (oh noes, she puts more clothes on! O_O ;) ) and Rose's one right after that. And of course any time Ten *wibbles* (he does *wibble* so well! ;) ). Donna with her parka, FTW! \o/ ;)

Gave me a great laugh! :D *hugs* ♥!

[yourstar202.livejournal.com]

I know you posted this a while ago, but it seriously just made my day. Thanks! ^_^

[yavie-namarie.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*