Mind is Stuck

[amberfocus]

And apparently it's stuck in the smut gutter.  I am seriously trying to write a very important argument between Jackie and Nine and little miss hormonal Rose is trying to convince me that it would be a good idea for her and Nine to shag.  In the kitchen.  Of Jackie's apartment.  Later that night.  It's not like Nine is objecting either.  Dang.  Maybe I'm going to have to...oh, wait a minute.  That just might solve my problem.  Hee...

Comments

[angelfireeast.livejournal.com]

*giggles* that's not such a bad thing:p

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

I suppose not. But it's supposed to be serious. Darn smut bunnies.

[ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com]

*not seeing the problem either* ;)

I've been looking for a nice, PG Nine/Rose plot bunny for the past week or so and every single one that hops up and tugs on my sleeve has a giant red NC-17 pasted on them! O_O I still blame you and your amazing, high-quality Nine/Rose smut!fics, yep. *nods, looking thoughtful* ;)

Looking forward to reading whatever you come up with next! :D ♥!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Of course not. You're just here for the smut! *giggles* Okay, maybe not just for the smut. You seem to like the plots, too. *grins* I think my smut bunnies may have escaped captivity and are breeding with the general Nine/Rose bunny population and you have no idea just how guilty I don't feel about that! Hee.

[amyo67.livejournal.com]

I really don't see a problem. I love the smut bunnies. *giggles*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, see above reply to Aislynn and lather, rinse, reapeat. *grins* Cute icon.

[mkejenkins.livejournal.com]

And the problem is????? *grins innocently*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

That I feel like lately I'm just a smut machine. *laughs* The problem is it's hard to write the all important argument between Jackie and Nine when all Nine and Rose want to do is shag on the kitchen table of Jackie's flat.

[mkejenkins.livejournal.com]

Weeeellllll..... You could also have Jackie walk in on them. That could start a REALLY good argument!!!! :D

[wiggiemomsi.livejournal.com]

Won't get any complaints from me, if you throw a little *smut* around!

*Grins*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Well, duh. *smiles* But I am trying to advance that, what's it called, that thingy, most of my stories have them...oh, yeah, the plot here.

[wiggiemomsi.livejournal.com]

Plot? Plot? Oh, the thingy where stuff happens ... the bits inbetween the smut??

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that stuff. That totally irrelevant to the storyline stuff. *grins*

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

Nine and Rose must have the kitchen shag. It must run to at least 1000 glorious, smut ridden words too.

Then Nine can argue with Jackie.

You know it makes sense!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

1000 words? You don't want much, do you? *grins* I pretty much think it'll be shag, get caught, then get into argument at this point. Oooh, is Jackie going to be mad!

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

Well you could write 2000 words if you want...!

;-)

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

2000 words of Jackie being mad? *blinks innocently*

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

Well if you want. Personally I would prefer Nine and Rose doing the dirty on the kitchen table......

;-)

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Well, that is so going to happen. Just not sure how many words it'll be. I've done the thinky thoughts, though and the opening of the chapter makes my heart twist in all the lovely right ways before they head to Jackie's for the sexxins. Oh, man, that doesn't even sound right! Hee.

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

Well, you do know that smut bunnies breed at a much faster rate than other bunnies, don't you? It's the "squee factor", causing population increases resulting from a regression to stage two of the demographic transition model.

Help! Smut bunny gibberish alert!

And the kitchen table clearly needs to be "christened", doesn't it? ;-)

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I had heard that. They've been proving it daily since I moved into the world of writing smut!fic. *grins* Love your smut bunny gibberish, sounds very Ten. *giggles* Yes, I think that table is going to play rather a prominent role.

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

LOL

The scary part is that there actually IS something called the demographic transition model and stage two involves higher birth than death rates. ;-)

I have no clue, however, why I KNOW anything about this.

*clears off the kitchen table for easier smut bunny access*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Hee. Probably one of those things you just picked up somewhere and filed away for future reference. I do that all the time. I think there's about 12 bunnies on that table at the moment, though they are going to have to move soon if Rose has anything to say about it. *grins*

[solarflar3.livejournal.com]

Oh I like that explanation!

*whispers so Amberfocus can't hear*

Much better than the fact that I released a breeding pair of smut bunnies into the wild and ushered them towards Amberfocus the other week! Shhh!

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Plants carrots and lettuce around Amberfocus' house to attract the baby smut bunnies.

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

A very good explanation. And amberfocus here's all when it comes to smut bunnies. And your breeding pair have had their own consequences you know!

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

What, cause you don't think there are enough here already? I've got Nine/Rose smut bunnies, and alt!Nine/Rose smut bunnies, and Ten/Rose, well, certainly romance bunnies, and Ten2/Rose smut bunnies. I tell you the Rose bunny gets around rather a lot. *shakes head* Just goes to prove she's an equal opportunity girl when it comes to loving her Doctor in any form. *smirks*

[tardismate.livejournal.com]

So that's where the Nine/Rose smut bunnies come from...*smirks*

Ha! That explains the pair I have sitting in front of me at the moment, nibbling my ankles and insisting I leave my Human!Ten/Rose bunnies alone for a while and do them instead - persistent little buggers, they are, LOL

Ah, well, who am I to argue...*grins*

[amberfocus.livejournal.com]

Never argue with a smut bunny. It's just plain wrong! *nods vigorously*