Euphemism Help and Nine Prompts Wanted

[amberfocus]

Hey, lovely f-list--

I need euphemisms for sex for a story I'm working on.  I've got several but I'm hoping to find a few that are not quite so raunchy as those listed online.  And also, is it horizontal tango or horizontal mambo?

Also, I need prompt ideas for Nine and Rose.  They do not have to be (but certainly can be) smutty.  Preferrably no angst or hurt comfort. (unless you just can't resist and I'll save it for later).  More light and silly and goofy and fun with innuendo and UST.

Thanks.

Comments

[debs7.livejournal.com]

Prompt: The TARDIS lockes them out on purpose.

[crimedoc1.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always "dancing." :-)

Horizontal tango is the one I've heard.

Prompt: Rose "innocently" eats lunch in a public place in a suggestive manner. I mean, she can totally tease the Doctor while eating a breadstick or popsicle or even fried chicken (Finger licking good takes on a WHOLE new meaning - grin).

[othermewriter.livejournal.com]

I have actually heard both dance terms used just tango more frequently. How about a dance contest to save a planet and it leads to 9/Rose 'dancing' as well as dancing as the Dr pulls out some sexy dance moves to win the contest

[ladychi.livejournal.com]

Prompt: Rose saves the Doctor.

[themusecalliope]

Prompt: How about Protective!Rose?

There's a song that refers to sex as: "dancing with our legs in the air"
Hanky panky, play doctor, roll in the hay...

euphemisms and prompte ( sort of..)

[stormwolf53.livejournal.com]

Euphemisms: Beast with two backs, hide the salami (eww), Do the deed, make whoopee (very old).

Prompts: (well, maybe slightly more than prompts)

1. Rose is distressed about being unable to help support her less than reliable mother. Nine reveals that his monetary resources are much greater than Rose was led to believe.

2. During POTW, Nine sees Rose's future timeline. He leaves Satellite 5 and crosses into Pete's universe, where 10.5 has expired, leaving Rose bereft. After a very extended stay he returns to Satellite 5, seconds after he left.

[irishlullaby.livejournal.com]

1920s speakeasy. 9 in pinstripe suit gives bonus cookies

[jessalrynn.livejournal.com]

Roll in the hay, playing grown-up games, the old in-and-out, hiding the

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Roll in the hay, playing grown-up games, the old in-and-out, hiding the <edit-in similarly shaped object of your choice here (was gonna say "insert" but that would've been a pun, and that's bad)>, "just do it" (one thousand one uses for a Nike logo and counting), hanky-panky, shag, slap and tickle (that's an old and silly one), a game of belly bump, screw, nailing, nailing to various flat surfaces, the "act", christening (or rechristening) various flat surfaces, studying anatomy by Braille, Tab-A Slot-B, can I stop now? How about a purely Time Lordy one - it can be a prompt AND a euphemism - something like "researching biology".

I always heard it as "horizontal mambo", which I think would be safer, as the tango is already in itself a euphemism for an affair gone tragically wrong - the dance includes an implication of murder. I've also heard it as "the horizontal hokey-pokey", which always struck me as hilarious...

Normal prompts:
1. How about Nine and Rose get dragged to some major do by Jackie for whatever reason? Can be, for example, a dinner Harriet invites them to, for example. Bonus points if they have to bring Jackie along - super bonus points if they have to find the woman a date.
2. In order to get the McGuffin away from the aliens, the Doctor and Rose have to win the Newlywed Game (or similarly embarrassing contest). More shocking when it isn't any trouble for them.
3. "Thirty-seven police officers, twenty-eight circus clowns, eighteen middle managers, sixteen football players, eleven park rangers, eight anthropologists, a neurophysicist, and a wingback chair. What am I gonna do with you?"

Have fun, and good luck!

[foalen.livejournal.com]

Nine tries to be so tough all the time even though we all know he is a big softy inside. I think it would be cute if Nine and Rose were separated somewhere and Nine were to encounter a child/animal who is lost/hurt. Moved by the situation and not knowing himself to be observed he opens himself up to the child/animal more than he would normally. Rose meanwhile catches him in the act and is charmed by his rare peek behind the armor.

Whoa, long prompt. But hopefully it's something you can work with. I know something like this has probably been done before but its such a cute idea it bears repeats.

[capemaynuts.livejournal.com]

While walking through a marketplace, a small animal (I'm thinking cat like) follows them. It manages to slip into the Tardis (maybe she lets it in?) and the Doctor and Rose think they are going nuts hearing purring sounds. Maybe the creature is more intelligent then anyone realizes.

[sunfall-e.livejournal.com]

I especially like the idea where 9 goes to Pete's World. Jessa L'rynn and Irishlullabye's prompts are also good! I had never heard that about the tango. I don't have any coherent ideas for a prompt, sorry.

[lillibetm3.livejournal.com]

Okay, here's a prompt.
After signing something and not reading the small print, Rose is horrified (and the Doctor is amused) to discover that she has entered herself into an interplanetary beauty pageant. That means swimsuits, ballgowns and bitchiness - oh, and smut. ;)

[azriona.livejournal.com]

Also, I need prompt ideas for Nine and Rose. They do not have to be (but certainly can be) smutty. Preferrably no angst or hurt comfort. (unless you just can't resist and I'll save it for later). More light and silly and goofy and fun with innuendo and UST.

Gee, I wonder for who?

[10-rose.livejournal.com]

"It takes two to tango" ;-)

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Well, you gifted me with that wonderful story about Rose cock-teasing Nine until he snapped, so how about having him turn the tables on her--keep up a tease all day until she's so hot she absolutely has to jump him?

[doctorsdiva.livejournal.com]

Rumpy Pumpy
Doing It
Hide the Sausage
Bedroom Rodeo
Mattress Mambo
Filling the Void
Groping for trout in a peculiar river - (Shakespeare, Measure for Measure.)

Rose peeks into the Nines bedroom and finds he has a piece of her clothing under his pillow.

[hannagreen20.livejournal.com]

How about Rose meeting a famous historical character from the past and them getting on (ie they go see the Beatles and Rose and Paul McCartney hit it off) and Nine gets jealous? I dunno. I love your fic though, so anything you write will be great.

[trickstergirl.livejournal.com]

Prompt: The Doctor gets a splinter on an adventure, and Rose must give him first aid. Bonus points if the Doctor acts like a litte kid =D

[yavie-namarie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....how about a Possessive!Nine fic? Those are always fun. =D
Or mayhap a fill-in-the-blanks set during one of the episodes that hasn't already been done to death...

[yavie-namarie.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, and one strange euphemism for sex that I've heard is "moving the furniture"...

[trickstergirl.livejournal.com]

If you read Twilight, another euphimish for sex is to 'go destroy a house' =D
Had to be done =)

[in-a-union-jack.livejournal.com]

I'd only ever heard of it as the horizontal mambo. Interesting!

Prompt: Rose and Nine visit some sort of alien wildlife preserve. Something that looks big and scary isn't frightening at all, something that looks small and cute also isn't what it seems. Bonus points if articles of clothing are lost - (maybe one of the creatures eats clothing?) :)

[juliet316]

I've issued similar prompts for Ten, but Nine can suffice just as well, but perhaps with a bit more UST.


Nine and Rose go to a planet where they're not allowed to leave for 24 hours and they can not touch or verbally speak to each other at all.