Euphemism Help and Nine Prompts Wanted

[amberfocus]

Hey, lovely f-list--

I need euphemisms for sex for a story I'm working on.  I've got several but I'm hoping to find a few that are not quite so raunchy as those listed online.  And also, is it horizontal tango or horizontal mambo?

Also, I need prompt ideas for Nine and Rose.  They do not have to be (but certainly can be) smutty.  Preferrably no angst or hurt comfort. (unless you just can't resist and I'll save it for later).  More light and silly and goofy and fun with innuendo and UST.

Thanks.

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[capemaynuts.livejournal.com]

While walking through a marketplace, a small animal (I'm thinking cat like) follows them. It manages to slip into the Tardis (maybe she lets it in?) and the Doctor and Rose think they are going nuts hearing purring sounds. Maybe the creature is more intelligent then anyone realizes.