"smiling against the skin of his back and his bum a few times.”

What?

“You can touch me,” she said in exasperation as she lifted out the jar inside and read the side of his face again."

WHAT?!

"They were surprised to see herself standing with a man who’d shagged half the galaxy, and as fun as Jack was, concerned it was only the Doctor’s hand and settled it over the couch then placed her down on it and positioned her so her bum was in the doorway to the library"

Whaaaaaaaaa *laughs till she is nearly sick*