He was interrupted when something on the wall shocked his hand. Laughing, Rose grabbed his uninjured one and began leading him to the bedroom.

"You know the TARDIS doesn't like us doing this in the console room."

In his eagerness, he got ahead of her, however, so halfway down the hall, Rose grabbed his arse hard enough to make him jump. When he turned around to mock-glare at her, she used the opportunity to...