I can see Rose's thought process. 'So... he didn't want to be mad, so he did something that always makes me mad to fix it. Then, he hurt himself. And now he's giving me puppy eyes. ...Christ.'

Out loud: "Alright, dingbat, let me take you to the infirmary and rub your naked body with cream."

Doctor's brain: 'This plan worked better than I could have possibly imagined! :D'

Great chapter!